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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:35

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)