What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How about learn C sharp at 2024?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

No go.

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No way

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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